Eufy RoboVac 11 Review In Progress!

The good folks at Eufy have loaned us one of their RoboVac 11 series cleaning robots, and this little guy is the real deal. Just listen to the description:

"Eufy Robo Vac 11 High Suction, Self-Charging Robotic Vacuum Cleaner with Drop-Sensing Technology and HEPA Style Filter for Pet Fur and Allergens, Designed for Hard Floor and Thin Carpet"

I was going to name it "Steve", but after that description, I think I should name it something infinitely better. I'll work on it. Unless you guys have any ideas? If you do, shoot em over, I'll try and rustle you up some schwag.

But back to the description...what? I don't even know what "drop-sensing technology" is, but I am pumped to find out. I mean, is it where I drop a cheeto on the ground and my own personal R2D2 is like "Dude. I've GOT this, you just keep lounging and i'll make it disappear." Is that what it is? I'm not sure, but I can tell you one thing; we are going to run this floor sweeping Robocop through the ringer. Our office has, and I'm not exaggerating here: tile, real wood flooring, fake wood flooring, shag carpet, thin carpet, rugs and linoleum. Now that I list it out, who the hell built this place? It's like a flooring guy's nightmare.

I'm going to run this Robo Vac through a series of filthy endurance tests, and i'll let you all know what I find out.

I can't WAIT to do nothing.


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